~TehHaley

-totally did write a journal for that-
;-; ..the title was just random.

butbutbut.
uhh.
-not on dA a lot-

In the sailing race when my forced to be partners with partner was steering the boat we came in about last every time. D|
And when I steered (I only got to steer for one race) we came in second.
But! We got disqualified from that race.
Since we got sammiched between two boats and came right next to the second mark, but didn't round it completely.
:c

So, now sailing's over. And everyone got little peices of paper that just say
"You are hereby recognized for..."
Mine said The Best Pirate Attack. 8D

Because we were having a pirate race thing for fun and my crew of a few boys a year younger than me waged war against my friend's boat. 8D So, eventually I got to pull them all out of their boat, pull in their sails, and let the boat sail away with no one in it. We caught it with the motor boat though. xD;
..I'm so evil.

At the race my partner scared away some friendly people. o-o
We were heading back to land, so some more people came over and they were like "Where you guys from?" and stuff.
So, they asked us how old they were and when my partner told them he was fourteen as a joke they went "What? Forty?" just kidding around. o: So then he spazzed, and literally jumped in the boat yelling "NO! FOURTEEEEN!!" ..So they sailed away from us. :c

My partner named our boat "Hermes" without me, so I added "O' Sheep" c:
..And then some people redid it to say "Herpes" instead of "Hermes" to mess with him. 8D
He thought it was the rest of our team, but it was some other team. -over heard them talking about it-
Since the rest of our team used their boat as a trashcan or something. xD;
..I used a random barrel full of rope as one. 8D;

And, one time, it was raining so we were all sitting underneath this lobster boat that was on land and on a stand to keep out of the rain. So, one of our team mates was putting on this water proof pants thing.
And his partner was like "It looks like you're taking a dump. 8D", so the one putting on the pants was like "Maybe I should take a dump in the boat while we're sailing just to freak them out..."
XD

..So this journal's mostly/completely about sailing. 8D

After the last race (which I got disqualified from) the same partners who said the taking a dump thing came back and they were like "We totally just told some random kid we won. 8D" and it was pretty random. xD;

I got some free hot chocolate at that race. :B Yum.

xD I loved sailing with Amy.
We have two different versions of why I keep saying her butt was hot.
My version:
Amy: "My butt is hot."
Me: "IT SURE IS."

Amy's version:
Amy: "My elbow got hit with the main sheet."
Me: "Your butt is hot."

8D And after sailing I randomly felt like lying in the middle of the street and the pavement was really hot so I was like
Me: "OW! THE STREET IS HOT!"
Amy: -stare-
Me: "...ALMOST AS MUCH AS YOUR BUTT."
Amy: "..Why did I know you were going to say that?" x3 "...THEN GET UP."
Me: ;-; "NO."

I love orange juice.
I love it so much.D:

here'ssomestuff~

"Mother"'s moving to wherever his dad lives.
He dunno why he can't live with his Grandpa anymore.
:c His grandpa is nice. In a scary way.
His Grandpa: Here. You want this scooter? You can use it.
Me: No thanks..
His Grandpa: TAKE THE FUCKING SCOOTER.
Me: D: I have a thing with scooters. I don't like them.
His Grandpa: ..Ohkay.

I can never touch Mother's cellphone ever again anyway~


annnnnnnd.
i'd tell the Justin story.
but that's so gross and worthless.XDD

ohmylawrd.
I'm barely on dA. D:

If you guys have MSN messenger add meeeee. ;-;
Sprawnyzz@yahoo.com
..Yes, it's a yahoo thing on MSN. 8D

MORGZZ.
SHE CLAIMS TO BE POOR.
BUT SHE'S HOLDING OUT ON US.
SHE'S RIIIIIIIICH.
-found a Bori Transmorphing Potion on the account she gave me on Neo-

Um.
I'm listening to slutty music right now. 8D
"Down that shit. Don't be a PUSSY!"~
"LET'S GET FUCKED UP~"

I have a blister on my pinky toe.
Because of those shoes I bought at the thrift store I went to. ;-; They're so awesome though. I LOVE THEMMMMM.

COME GET FUCKED UP~
GIVE ME MY ALCHOHOL.
LET'S GET FUCKED UP~
A-L-C-H-O-H-O-L.

MANFRED SCARED THE SHIT OUT IAN.
I LOVE HER FOR DOING THAT FOR ME. ♥♥♥♥
AND SHE SCARED JUSTIN, TOO.
BUT THAT WAS BECAUSE OF SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
crayfishes = manfred = my 'son - daughter - thing' = melanie

Ian Said:

"Roihu;;
YOUR FRIEND CRAYFISHES IS A DANM FAGG"

Justin Said:

"haley ur friend crayfish scares me cuz of his headline.......its nasty!!!!"

8D I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL MANFRED SAID.






inothernews.
aparently that race i came in first in didn't count as a real 'race'.
i can see that though since it was only, like, 3 teams.
but now i'm going to be in a real race~
the junior olympics in rockport.
SQUEEEEEE
-thought they were in Rochester-

I was going to start whining about how I really don't like my personality, but screw that.
Souhm.
...
RANDOM CRAP TIME!!!

Everyone should watch the movie Black Sheep.
EVERYONE.
It has weresheep in it.
WERESHEEP.
And it has to be my favorite movie.
EVER.

I won my first sailing race thing.
My first official one and I won.
And then in the second one I came if fourth or somethingg.
It wasn't a big one though.
It was a small crappy one with three teams on it.
My town, the town where we sailed, and some place called Kid's Island or someshizzle.
I got a blue ribbon. n3n

alfskdjalsfkj
I have absolutely nothing in my fridge.
All because beer exploded or something and drenched everything in beer.
And I drank all the orange juice.
Which I love.

DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN WAS A TERRIBLE MOVIE.

I dyed my hair green.
But it washed out already.

Some kids thought I was goth.
And called me "Sockarm".

Amy's butt is hot.
xDD
She hates me for telling people that all the time.

Salvador Dali's delirium is injected into these rocks.
<3


KAYLAA BETTER GET HER ASS ON MSN.
AND MY MSN SHOULD START WORKING AGAIN ALREADY. Dx

xD
I took my friend's cell phone today so I could call random people and tell them I love them or something.
So, I was going through her 'recent incoming calls' section thing and I picked a random one.
I put the random number into her contacts and labeled it "Bubbles", then I called "Bubbles". xD
So, when whoever was on the other line picked up I actually said "Who is this?" and, what do you know, they said "Rebecca"! So, I just screamed into the phone afterwards and hung up.

Later, my friend got a call back from Bubbles and she gave the phone to me. So, I instantly started talking in a fake accent from who knows where.

Bubbles: Who are you?
Me: I AM MEEEE~!!
Bubbles: WHO ARE YOU?
Me: I ARE JOEY'S GALPAL.
-HANGS UP-

Then, we got another phone call from her. 8D

Me: I'm sorry I had to go! My little brother was doing something to the chicken my mom got for dinner!
Bubbles: ..WHAT?
Me: -repeats herself-
Bubbles: JUST STOP TALKING.
Me: I- I'M SORRY...! I DON'T WANT ANYTHING YOU'RE SELLING! DON'T MAKE YOUR VACUUMS GET ME AT THE END OF THE WORLD! THE-- THE.. VACCUUMS!
Bubbles: Stop talking!
Me: BUT BUT BUT... YOU DON'T LIKE ME? HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE JANJELLO?
Bubbles: -hangs up-

xD I picked Janjello to be my code name in the fake accent.

Then she called back and talked to my friend and guessed that it was me.
HOW COULD SHE KNOW?







++BTW.
THE FRIENDS/PEOPLE I LISTED IN MY LAST JOURNAL
WERE FRIENDS I SPEAK TO AS SPARTACAT;
I COULDN'T FORGET ALL MY OTHER FRIENDS~!!
I LOVE YOU ALL TO DEATH